Thursday, February 12, 2009

resume, resumE', resume, resumE'

Okay I'm trying to emphasize the two words in case you're a fool...
I'm a fool. I'm plastered to this f-ing computer sending yoga resumes out like mad. I have only once done the unthinkable... I forgot to attach the attachments. It's what I get for trying to do this while I'm STILL sick.
Did I mention I'm sick? I'm sure if you're on Facebook then you are all too familiar w/my illness, drugs, and misery.
I've decided today that if I don't start feeling remarkably better by tomorrow... I'm going holistic. The new antibiotic they gave me is used for various bacteria's... like anthrax. Good lord... the body is NOT made to inhale all of these chemicals. Antibiotics, steroids, Mucinex, ventolin...
I have realized that stress and my somewhat shitty diet are the reason I'm sick. No doubt about it. I don't care that everyone else in the free world is sick, if I was taking better care of myself on those two scores... I think I would be healthy. So girls & boys, here goes... tomorrow I'm going light. Not as in consumption, but as in what I'm consuming. Fruits, veggies, tons of water, & light meats.
I have been sick for two freaking weeks... stick a fork in me, I'm done.
News report tomorrow at 6:00, complete with news anchor hair!

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