resume, resumE', resume, resumE'

Okay I'm trying to emphasize the two words in case you're a fool...
I'm a fool. I'm plastered to this f-ing computer sending yoga resumes out like mad. I have only once done the unthinkable... I forgot to attach the attachments. It's what I get for trying to do this while I'm STILL sick.
Did I mention I'm sick? I'm sure if you're on Facebook then you are all too familiar w/my illness, drugs, and misery.
I've decided today that if I don't start feeling remarkably better by tomorrow... I'm going holistic. The new antibiotic they gave me is used for various bacteria's... like anthrax. Good lord... the body is NOT made to inhale all of these chemicals. Antibiotics, steroids, Mucinex, ventolin...
I have realized that stress and my somewhat shitty diet are the reason I'm sick. No doubt about it. I don't care that everyone else in the free world is sick, if I was taking better care of myself on those two scores... I think I would be healthy. So girls & boys, here goes... tomorrow I'm going light. Not as in consumption, but as in what I'm consuming. Fruits, veggies, tons of water, & light meats.
I have been sick for two freaking weeks... stick a fork in me, I'm done.
News report tomorrow at 6:00, complete with news anchor hair!

HIGH SCORE!!!

I got my grades back & I got the HIGHEST SCORE IN THE CLASS!!! Grades were based on a 500 point system with an optional 60 additional extra credit points. I got a 454/500 on the reg. section & 48/60 extra credit for a total of 502... which translates to 100%!!!!!
I AM OFFICIALLY A YOGA INSTRUCTOR!!!!
Namaste baby!!!

4 hours and I'm not shitting you!

That's how long the exam took!!! Holy cow... I know Livia said she was going to give us that long to take the test but did anyone really think it would take that long??? Hell no...

It was 26 pages long and I am SOOOOOOOO glad that I studied as hard as I did. I only left one thing blank.

...and can I just say, I haven't written that much since I was in high school and the computer wasn't really an option! Everyone of us was bitching by the end of class about how bad our hands, wrists and arms hurt. Whah whah whah...

Now we just sit back & wait for Liv to grade the tests & get back to us with our totals and certifications.

Then I'm officially a Yogi...

Yogi Neill... smarter than the average bear